Saturday, March 24, 2007

Welcome to Bruce Pearl is Satan!


Hey to everyone who accidentally found their way to this blog and to those who purposely came over here (what in the hell were you thinking?!). Since everyone else is doing these blog things these days, I figured why not. I spend way too much time on pointless shit anyway, so why not write about and express my views on the internet!

My plan for this blog is to cover anything and everything that I feel like commenting, ranting or just making observations about. One day I may be completely focused on sports and the next day it could be about the stock market. I am trying this because I feel there are a lot of concentrated blogs out there, but I haven’t came across that many that are very diverse (and I love diversity!).

Those of you who don’t know me might be completely confused on why my blog is entitled “Bruce Pearl is Satan.” Let me start by saying that I was born and raised in an Illini family and have been a big Illinois fan since I can remember. I’d tell you the whole story, but if you care enough you’ll head here to read about it. Basically, Pearl is a slimy, lying, scumbag that set the Illinois basketball program back more than half a decade and ruined lives and reputations in the Illini basketball family. In the Illini community, Pearl is most commonly referred to as Satan…which leads to my blog title. Watching Pearl’s Tennessee Volunteers choke away a 20-point lead to a Buckeye team that was without Oden for half the game was great. Oden’s game winning block was the one of the most beautiful sights I’ve seen all tournament. The less I have to see of that sweaty fat fuck, the better.

So, again, welcome to those who just happened to read this. I want to thank my friends over at www.wearethepostmen.com, www.wearethebusinessmen.com (sorry Paul!) and www.hersheyandoc.blogspot.com for inspiring me to do this. It’d be cool if I were still doing this a year from now with some actual real readers, but that remains to be seen. I doubt it, but crazier things have happened!

6 comments:

Scotty Linwood said...

First off, I'd like to point out that I do not attend Illinois. I, in fact, am a student at Notre Dame. So pointed out that "my" university is "fucking piss poor" doesn't really have the effect you think it might. Secondly, my blog isn't devoted to Bruce Pearl and his lack of integrity, it's just the name and I don't anticipate many posts about Bruce Pearl.

Which leads me to your quote of how you will "enjoy watching the Illini take it in the ass year in and year out in any sport." I don't know how much you know about Illinois sports, so I'll give you the rundown since 2002 of ALL Illini sports...because it doesn't seem like all sports suck like you made it seem.

Big Ten Championships --
Baseball: 2005
Basketball: 2002, 2004, 2005
Men's Gymnastics: 2004
Men's Tennis: 2002-2005
Women Outdoor Track & Field: 2005
Wrestling: 2005
Big Ten Tournament Champions --
Basketball: 2003, 2005
Men's Tennis: 2002-2005

Not to mention the National Runner-up placement in the 2005 basketball season.

So by the looks of it, the Illini don't really seem to be "laying down" as much as you'd want people to believe.

R. Reagan said...

The Businessmen are extremely upset about their exclusion from your inspirations. We hope this was not intentional and that the site continues to bring you joy and happiness (when it is updated, of course).

Scotty Linwood said...

I do apologize Paul...as you can see, I did link you on the right side of my blog and forgot to put you in with my inspirations. The first post has been edited and I look forward to more posts from you !

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